Comedian Science Wiki

Welcome to the Comedian Science Wiki
Welcome to the largest source of information on just about (most things) in the world!

Our team of dedicated researchers scans the globe, searching high and mighty (shouldn't that be low? lol?), to find and compile the highest quality information on every conceivable subject. If you are looking for information to copy and paste into your homework assignments (or your thesis), look no further! What we post here is sure to get you an A+ in getting kicked out of school! (We'd hope you are smart enough to remove any links BEFORE pasting into your important documents and such, so it comes across as your own doing).

Anyway, enough preramble.

What Comedian Science Is Not

So.... you want to be a comic scientist?
More to come on this later, including a full guide:


 * But for now: any page lacking in a fair share of pun, ironic jest, sarcasm, and down right stupidity, will be promptly edited!


 * This site exists to provide solid misinformation on a range of subjects, so we expect that you do your best to keep it entertaining, if not boring enough to send people to sleep.


 * Please try to remain off topic, because being on-topic is so 2012.