Pluto Is Not A Planet

Pluto is a large, relatively unintelligent canine species. Long thought to be a planet (for some unknown reason), it has recently been proven that Pluto is in fact, a dog (he is). The "planet" long thought to be pluto was actually a flying saucer that provides icecream to the outer reaches of the solar system. It had an unfortunate collision with a comet, hence the icy surface, and the so called moon, Charon.